News:
2/26/2006:
Pretty sure no one reads this, but nonetheless:
We are done recording our new record, so once it's mixed and mastered it won't be too terribly long before it's out. There are 10 songs. They are all ok.
- posted by Brett on 11:33 PM
7/31/2005:
An MP3 is up:
myspace.com/victimsoftelephone
Also, we would like to point out that if you were to
write a book about the history of the sex toy industry,
and you didn't name it "If You Build It, They Will Come,"
you just wouldn't be very smart at all.
I mean, seriously, that's a great title.
- posted by Brett on 11:34 AM
7/27/2005:
Goddamn.
I guess I'm not selling my music equipment to buy a canoe. It's hard to haul a canoe on a Honda Accord. Damn.
The new EP is done. It has 5 songs. It had 6, but one sucked. It's the one Blake wrote. Just kidding.
We're playing a show in September. I guess we're going to start trying again (again?). I'm pretty pissed about it. We promise we'll actually try at our shows now, though we still refuse to pretend we're very wrapped up in our band's success. To that end, we will no longer play shows out of town (except private parties with free liquor) because they are a pain in the ass.
- posted by Brett on 10:22 PM
6/13/2005:
Let's be honest:
1: On Friday, we played the worst show we've ever played.
2: This is starting to lose its charm.
3: I could pawn my guitars and amp and buy a canoe.
- posted by Brett on 9:37 PM
6/4/2005:
Attention:
We have a show on the 10th. I think it's with Bogart
and Faatherton. I haven't the slightest idea when it
starts or how much it costs. Go to morawk.com/bogart
for that information. I'm pretty sure it's at Billiards.
Reasonably sure. I'd bet, but not a lot.
Also:
The EP is no closer than it was last time. Wait, that's not
true. I recorded some vocals. It's slightly closer. Who knows
if it will actually get released.
Additionally:
Is there anyone who cares enough to do this shit for us for free?
Like, the updating the website/designing covers/promoting part?
We're not very dedicated. Email me for more information about
being our promo bitch. The pay is terrible, and you will be referred
to as "bitch."
- posted by Brett on 7:12 PM
5/13/2005:
Almost done.
Jason Phillips is weird looking.
- posted by Brett on 9:37 PM
5/8/2005:
Several things:
1: We don't have any shows until June. If you hadn't already
noticed, we don't take this band very seriously.
2: The album is almost done. It was good, and then Jason let
me add rap intros. Uh oh.
3: Goddamn, this Mos Def album is fucking really good.
4: The album should be done and ready by July. That's the
target date I'm setting without asking Nick or anyone else.
I'm amazing at guessing time, though. One time, at work, this
dude was hung over and he came in and got sent home, and
me and this dude Dennis had a bet on when he would come
back that day, and I guessed 1 PM and I was right. So, you see,
I'm really very good at guessing times things will happen.
5: Goddammit, someone else enter our liner note contest.
- posted by Brett on 11:21 PM
Victims of Telephone